“I would quite like a blue one”

“Why a blue one?”

“I think it would go well. In the kitchen.”

“Do they do blue ones?”

“Yes. I think so!”

“What if they don’t?”

“Well we’ll have a look!”

“But what if they don’t?”

“…then I’ll paint it blue.”

“You’ll paint it blue?”

“Yeah. Soy milk latte please!”

“And a long black. Thanks!”

“Stop flirting!”

“I’m not!”

“You are. It’s ok. You can flirt.”

“You can’t just paint it blue.”

“I can paint anything blue. I can paint you blue.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Watch me.”

“No sugar, thanks.”

“Naomi.”

“Anyway I think they do blue ones, I think I saw one on the website.”

“But if they don’t?”

“Fine okay. Maybe a green one.”