Gary tried. He really tried. I loved him anyway and I love him even more for trying. But he never got it quite right. I guess I knew what I was getting myself in for, choosing to let myself love someone from Grarslap 5! It was all in all quite a nice birthday. And yes the cake was full of lamb’s liver. But it also had chocolate in! Genuine human-edible chocolate! And mandarins. Last year it was rocks and raw sewage. So he’s getting better! He’s getting better. I love you Gary.