A man with a woollen hat kicked a pebble at a pigeon. The pigeon wasn’t paying attention and got bashed in the eye. Serves the pigeon right. Pigeons should pay attention.

A pigeon with a woollen hat kicked a pebble at a man. The man wasn’t paying attention and got bashed in the eye. Serves the man right. Men should pay attention.

A pebble with a woollen hat kicked a man at a pigeon. The man was surprised, and the pigeon was surprised too. And angry and a bit sad. That’s twice today something’s been kicked at a pigeon. Pigeons have rights, too.