I went back to 1996 yesterday

using a time machine I bought on eBay.

And when I got there I was seven again, and not thirty-three

and you woke me up and made me toast with peanut butter.

Later we went to the shops.

I bought my first CD and we stopped off at pizza hut for lunch.

After we got home we went out to look for conkers in the woods

and in the evening we watched a television show about airports.