I’ve eaten too much. But I keep eating. Because what else is there to do?

When I was younger I read about a man who’d had a hole put into his stomach. So he’d eat things and they’d just pop right out.

I feel too full and it hurts.

He’d eat things and they’d just pop right out. I wish that was me. And then I could just slurp that hot dog. And then slurp it right back. Endless, infinite hot dog loop.

This is going to hurt in the morning.

Endless, infinite hot dog loop. Don’t even need to chew. Perfectly gastrodynamic. Made for it.

I didn’t even need that mince pie. Why isn’t there a practice mode?