It is Gary’s first day at the office. He thought it was about time he made something of himself, so he decided to get his act together, put on a suit, and a tie, do an interview, and get a job. He got twenty rejections before this, Ellis & Partners. He is a grasshopper, but, in his own words “knows loads about contract law”. He scampers between the open automatic doors, then, realising that his scamper is not very business-like, amends it to a tall saunter. He hopes that they will accept him, for surely it is unusual for a grasshopper to get a job in a law firm. He wends his way to the third floor office, and says “Hello everybody, I am Gary!” Nobody hears him, because he is really tiny.